Neil Simon – Omicron Wolf

28 May 202328 May 2023

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The Sacred Lupine Method of Sex & Seduction

The sacred sexual knowledge taught by Sensei Alizar du Canis originates before man, and possibly before time itself (it can't be ruled out). See, when Alizar was merely a 24 year old boy, his family went on a camping trip to the wilderness. Due to bad luck, his family was eaten by bears. However, the bears couldn't catch Alizar (he was too fast). However, due to bad luck, Alizar tripped and so the bears were able to catch up. Right when they were going to eat him, a pack of wolves arrived and scared the bears off (using intimidation tactics that Alizar now teaches during "The Metamorphosis Program"). Alizar, now with no family, was approached by the wolves, who asked him "Alizar, you run faster than any man possibly could. Do you know why that is?" Alizar responded "It must be my really strong will!" The wolves laughed "Hahahahahahahaha! You little retard, that's not it; you see, it's because you have sacred blood... blood that we could smell a mile away! Haven't you ever noticed any other abilities that other people could never do?" Alizar was stunned "Well, I've always been able to lick my own... READ MORE

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Neil Simon – Omicron Wolf

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